I asked for mayo on my sandwich at lunch and the employee was like sorry we don’t have any.
So I laughed and said “wow no mayo at THE Mayo Clinic?!” and she just stared, blank faced, and asked what I’d like instead.
Brb dying of embarrassment
the a/c is on 52 but you’re still sweating. everything is damp. there is sand even inside the pillow case. despite the entire room smelling like sunscreen you have the worst sunburn of your life. a commercial for pirates voyage plays softly in the background. https://twitter.com/broganmw/status/1216448712031055874 …
Trauma bay ...
[me] I’m Dr. Childers with the trauma team, here to sew up the lac on your face.
[patient] hey doc, no offense but can we get a plastic surgeon?
[me] no problem, let me call them
** walks out then back in in **
[me] I’m Dr. Childers with the plastics team